Sunday 30 March 2014

Shit, this story has it all. Guns, sex and space aliens.

I suppose you've got to ask why she was packing heat in her vagina. Most gels would simply put their .44 magnum in their snatch bag. I’m hoping she didn't leave it in during sex. Poor fella would go off half cocked. I fully understand why she pulled out a gun- now that must have been an interesting scenario. You have got to admit, the topic of space aliens is a contentious one. Next time I discuss this vexed issue with the mistress I will astutely study her body language. If she starts rummaging around in her twat, I’m leaving da building. 

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